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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh crumbs."
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"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."
"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."
"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."
"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."
"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."
"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."