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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."
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"How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"
"Mom goes to the store.... Mom: Going to the store son what do you need? Me: Bleach. Mom: Why? Me : I heard on the internet that bleach cures sadness when you drink it"
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"What was early man's best friend? Primates"
"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"
"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."