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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."
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"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."
"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."
"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."
"Why do turkeys always gobble? They haven't been taught good table manners!"
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"
"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"