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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"
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"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""
"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"Who did Alaska vote for? Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife"
"Caught in the act My wife walked in on me masturbating to a picture of an optical illusion I said ""Darling.. it's not what it looks like"""
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."