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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."

"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."

"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."

"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""

"Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back."

"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"

"You know, Christmas is a lot like anal... Everyone always says it is better to give than to receive, but when you do you inevitably get shit in return."