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Joke of the Day

"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"

"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"

"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."

"Eight. It took me eight tries to get the USB drive in the right hole. This leads me to believe that if I was a guy the sex would be horrible"

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"What are some good clean jokes to be used at a grade 8 farewell dinner?"

"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."