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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!"

"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."

"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."

"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"

"In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time."