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Joke of the Day
"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""
Next Joke
"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"
"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."
"How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom? It was a movement like the world has never seen before."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"
"When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham."
"What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce"