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Joke of the Day
"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""
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"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"
"I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is."
"*stationary for 7 hours* Me: ""Actually, I'm not sure this is one of those driverless cars."""
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""
"April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."
"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"
"My underwear is spoiled."