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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."

"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."

"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo."

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"

"My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters."

"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"

"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""

"Conservatives keep telling me to find Jesus How am I supposed to find him if they want him sent back to mexico and want a wall to keep him out?"