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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning."

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"

"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"

"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."

"It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point."

"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."

"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"

"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."

"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"