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Joke of the Day
"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."
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"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
"I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket"
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"""Hey, checkout my butthole."" - Cats."
"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"Guess drunk? I'm what!"
"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."