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Joke of the Day
"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."
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"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."
"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."
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