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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
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"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""
"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"
"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."
"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never had a lentil on my face before!"
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes."
"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."