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Joke of the Day

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."

"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."

"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."

"GAME SHOW IDEA: Man hands wife his phone. If he can let her look at it for 60 secs without looking uncomfortable, he wins a billion dollars."

"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"My friend wants a fairy tale wedding, so I'm going to poison her. I hope that's what she meant."

"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."