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Joke of the Day

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs... they always take things, literally."

"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."

"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"

"What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger."

"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""

"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"

"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."