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Joke of the Day

"My dad is 100% Swedish and this was his favorite joke to tell waitresses when we went out to eat. Waitress: Are you all finished? Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish."

"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."

"...Moth balls Have you ever smelled moth balls? . . . . . You have?...How'd you get the tiny little legs apart?"

"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."

"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."

"I just encountered a spider bigger than my desire to be the man of the house."

"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."