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Joke of the Day
"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"
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"My wife has everything I could ever want in a woman: Low standards."
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"
"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"
"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"
"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"
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"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."
"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."