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Joke of the Day

"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"

"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."

"the sequel to ""Up"" should be called ""Up 2: No Good"" who do I tell this to"

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"I'm a magician of sorts. I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve."

"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."