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Joke of the Day
"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"
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"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"
"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"
"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."
"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."
"""911? Help, my house is burning down!"" ""Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now."" ""I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."""
"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."
"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"