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Joke of the Day

"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"

"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."

"Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he'll realize he still needs me while I'm on vacation."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."

"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis."

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"

"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls."