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Joke of the Day
"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."
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"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."
"No matter how romantic of a mycologist you are Never tell your partner you're about to give them a tiny mushroom tip."
"Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer."
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."
"Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater."
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"
"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"