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Joke of the Day
"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."
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"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."
"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""
"There is still no cure for mornings."
"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""
"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"
"Now I know why they call it Whole Foods. It took a whole hour to spend my whole paycheck and they can kiss my whole ass."