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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"

"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."

"I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle."

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout."

"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."

"Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions."

"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."

"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What can I get for you? Harambe: Just ice for Harambe. Bartender: Sorry, we're out of ice. Best I can give you is a shot."