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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"
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"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"
"I attend weddings purely to be fortunate enough to hear those two little words that always bring tears to my eyes - ""open bar"""
"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."
"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"
"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."
"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."
"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."
"What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's."