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Joke of the Day

"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"

"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!"

"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""

"WIFE: you didn't use my shampoo again did you? ME: *shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away*"

"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."

"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."

"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"