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Joke of the Day

"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""

"One venti cheeseburger please."

"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."

"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."

"I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard..."

"I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games... It's my low self on Steam."

"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."

"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."