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Joke of the Day
"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"
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"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""
"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."
"[taking pregnant wife to hospital ER] Me: Help! My wife's having contradictions! Dr: Don't you mean contractions? Wife: Never say never"
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"
"I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them Islands."
"I went to a placenta party the other day... the cervix was terrible."