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Joke of the Day
"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
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"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."
"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb? You don't need to, they glow in the dark."
"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."
"I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but I'm clean now."
"What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market? Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)"
"So the trick to getting my Dog to swallow Semen.. ..is coming on a treat."
"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."