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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."
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"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
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"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"
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"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."
"How can you tell it's a porno actor filling up his car at the next pump? Just before he gets to twenty bucks he pulls out the nozzle and shoots it all over the trunk."
"I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival But the punch line was impossible to find."