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Joke of the Day
"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
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"I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news."
"What's the difference between a horny man and a vampire? Vampires don't come inside without permission"
"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."
"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""
"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"
"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."
"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"