25837
Joke of the Day
"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."
Next Joke
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""
"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."
"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."
"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"
"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."
"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""
"Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair"""
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""