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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
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"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"
"Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: A table for 26, please. Headwaiter: But there's only . . . um, 13 of you. Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."
"Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks... Does this taste funny to you?"
"[phone sex] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly"
"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"
"What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons."
"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"