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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"Every time I think I've come up with a great FB status and no one likes it I die a little inside"

"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."

"What do boats and fourier transforms have in common? Both sinc when rect."

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"That'll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart."

"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."

"Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk."

"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."

"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."