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Joke of the Day
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
Next Joke
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."
"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"
"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."
"I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice."
"How do you know when it is bedtime at a pedophile's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."