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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."
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"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."
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"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"
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"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"
"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way."