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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Gay dad John: Bill, I just found out that my dad is gay. Bill: Oh? How'd you find out? John: His dick tasted like shit."

"Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a ""Vancouver"" is a big tarp for your VW microbus."

"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"

"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees."

"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."

"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."