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Joke of the Day

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, ""We don't serve superconductors here."" He leaves without resistance."

"I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco"

"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."

"How Britons shower. The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea."

"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""

"What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment? *Alien v. Predator*"

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."

"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"