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Joke of the Day

"Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."

"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."

"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."

"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."

"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."

"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."