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Joke of the Day
"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."
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"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."
"Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral."
"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."
"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."
"A man rings your internet doorbell.. Says: ""Can you spare 5 minutes to talk about Bernie Sanders?"""
"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt. I'd be a horrible homosexual."
"What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes? Platform Flip flops !"