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Joke of the Day

"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"

"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."

"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""

"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"

"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"

"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."