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Joke of the Day

"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."

"I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus."

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"

"Did you ever hear about the vegan, the atheist, and the crossfitter who walked into a bar together? I don't know how you haven't heard about them, they told everyone."

"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."

"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"

"GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."

"If I was a germ, I'd probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill."