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Joke of the Day

"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"

"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"

"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"

"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."

"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."

"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."

"A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade."