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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam."

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"opening a deli called ""Work"" a steakhouse caled ""The Gym"" adn a fried chicken place caled ""A Funeral"" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses"

"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"""Nothing there? Better bark at it."" - a dog"

"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."