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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"
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"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."
"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."
"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
"People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like ""Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."""
"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."
"Don't judge a woman by her granny panties but by what's inside."