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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"
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"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."
"Dora the explorer has got a new muslim friend. (xpost from r/mockingislam) Called Doda the exploder."
"Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world..."
"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""
"In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong"
"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"
"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""
"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"
"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"