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Joke of the Day
"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"
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"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."
"I am not fake. I am not a parody. I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, you cosmic dipshits."
"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."
"I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick. ""Just how sick are you?"" he said. ""well im in bed with my little sister, is that sick enough"""