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"[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!"
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"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"
"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."
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"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."
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