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Joke of the Day
"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."
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"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"How is evolution and a Union construction job similar? They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work."
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"It's not that I enjoy hot, steamy showers. I just want the mirrors fogged up so I can't see my naked body."
"WINSTON CHURCHILL: ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: ""Yeah... and sharks"""
"The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years."
"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"
"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."