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Joke of the Day

"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."

"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"

"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"

"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"

"I met my bae on PirateBay... You could even say I swept her off her foot."

"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."

"[meeting a couple at dog park] ""BARK BARK!"" GF: He's usually not like this [pulls me aside] GF: Stop yelling bark bark at those nice people"

"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."

"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"