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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans."
Next Joke
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"
"Why did the hipster seal die? He was clubbing too hard (its a horrible joke I know, please punish my lack of comedic genius)"
"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."
"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"
"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."
"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."