62012

Joke of the Day

"When I smacked Dwayne Johnson's ass... I really hit Rock bottom."

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."

"Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower? Because it's harder to pick up."

"I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch."

"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"

"I really hope to die as peacefully as my grandfather did. Nothing like his passengers, though. They must have been losing their minds before the plane hit the trees."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Popeye's is across the street and I prefer take-out to dine-in."

"I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class it was read only."

"Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone."