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Joke of the Day
"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."
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"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"
"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."
"What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj? A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P"
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."
"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."