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Joke of the Day
"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"
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"Doctor: ""I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"" Nurse: ""B positive."" Doctor: ""Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."""
"[OC] Gurl, do you want a pinworm infection? Cuz id like to stick something 1/4 of an inch and thin inside of your anus."
"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."
"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"
"Star Wars Joke... What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel? ""Luke! May the whores be with you!"""
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."