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Joke of the Day

"What does a computer eat when it's hungry? Chips -- one byte at a time."

"Apparently saying ""If you think your wife is fat now, wait till she has the baby"" is not a good way to congratulate someone."

"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg? He was all right."

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."

"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."

"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"

"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."